[Harp-L] famous quote & what to do during the guitar solo

["Richard Olson" <CalSag1@xxxxxxx>]

What to do during the guitar solo.


"Always remember, Mr. Guitar is your enemy."
               --Bob Hoban

In light of the above, I'd suggest one or more of the following:

1) Chase women
2) Disappear backstage; return just in time for your solo.
3) Drop your mike a few times.
4) Demonstrate the universal hand signal for masturbation.
5) Make a few calls on your cell phone
6) Do the "Freddy".
7) Pretend to look for a contact lens
8) Pull out a yoyo and "walk the dog".
9) Tweak the guitar amp
10) Turn on the smoke machine
11) Work on a crossword puzzle
12) Entertain the crowd with a hand puppet

If these don't work, let me know, I got more.
    --Cal Sag

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